jtotheizzoe:

“Evolution is fluid.”

- Digital Darwin

officialcomedy:

RIP sweet Stefon. You will always be New York’s hottest club correspondent. 

lexingtonand52:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

floozys:

if you hONESTLY THINK GIRLS SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HAVING A GAP BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS THEN YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT GAPS, LIKE THE ONE BETWEEN YOUR EARS WHERE YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE YOU IDIOTIC FUCKING ASSHOLE

onefootonestep:

I have to constantly remind myself of this. I didn’t gain weight overnight (although sometimes it feels like it), so it will take more than a week in order to achieve the body that I truly desire. 

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE